Short jokes
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but heβd have to wait 10 years to get it.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because heβs used to being in the teens.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. ππ
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
I think I'm colorblind. News came out of purple.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
Happy New Year! ππππ
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
How is sex like air?
Itβs not a big deal unless you arenβt getting any.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!