Short jokes
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Erectile dysfunction.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?