What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
Short Jokes
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
I want to die.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
