Short jokes
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.