Initial Jokes

What does the initials NOW stand for? (A.) National Organization For Women (B.) National Organization of Whores (C.) All the above Answer: Since the initials Now can stand for anything the correct answer is all the above

What does the initials ACLU stand for 🤔 American Communist Lawyers Union

What does the initials bible stand for? Bull In Book Lacking Evidence

My initials are K.M.C.

Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".

Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.

I’m writing an autobiography.

A woman has been raped by a man, she calls the police and a policeman shows up - Woman: Please help officer I have been raped! Officer: No problem ma'am, I will just unrape you Woman: Whhat? Unrape me? How?

Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape

Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?

Family.

What does the initials FBI stand for? Federal Bureau of Idiots

What does the initials POOP stand for ? Polacks Order Our Poop 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

What does the initials FEMA stand for? Federal Erection Management Agency

What does the initials CIA stand for? Central Intelligence of Assholes

why do orphan love mcdonalds

because the initials is like mother and father

17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved they quickly resolved the threat.

What does the initials UAW stand for? United Awesome Whores

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Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends the holder of the nations purse, Fishi Rucksack will launch a new initiative. This will be to help the struggling 'personal services' industry, and will be labelled, 'Sleep out to Help out.'