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What do the initials NOW stand for?

(A.) National Organization For Women

(B.) National Organization of Whores

(C.) All the above

Answer:

Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.

My initials are K.M.C.

Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".

Which I am planning to do in this book Iโ€™m writing.

Iโ€™m writing an autobiography.

A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.

Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"

Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."

Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"

Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.

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What do the initials POOP stand for?

Polacks Order Our Poop. ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฉ

17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved they quickly resolved the threat.

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Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.

This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."