15+ Initial Jokes

What do the initials NOW stand for?

(A.) National Organization For Women

(B.) National Organization of Whores

(C.) All the above

Answer:

Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.

What do the initials ACLU stand for?

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American Communist Lawyers Union.

What do the initials BIBLE stand for?

Bull In Book Lacking Evidence

My initials are K.M.C.

Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".

Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.

I’m writing an autobiography.

A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.

Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"

Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."

Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"

Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.

A photo of a chess board with the flags of the United States and the United Kingdom at the top and bottom. The chess pieces on the top half of the board are arranged according to the initials of United States. The chess pieces on the bottom half of the board are arranged according to the initials of United Kingdom.

Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?

Family.

What do the initials POOP stand for?

Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

What do the initials CIA stand for?

Central Intelligence of A**holes.

What do the initials FBI stand for?

Federal Bureau of Idiots.

What do the initials FEMA stand for?

Federal Erection Management Agency.

Why do orphans love McDonald's?

Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."

A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.

What do the initials "MAD" stand for?

Mothers Against Democrats.

Parton (DYM 80).

What do the initials UAW stand for?

United Awesome Whores.

What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoît B. Mandelbrot.

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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?

👬 Gay man On Penis.

Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.

This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."