Initial

Initial Jokes

Organization

What do the initials NOW stand for?

(A.) National Organization For Women

(B.) National Organization of Whores

(C.) All the above

Answer:

Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.

Aclu

What do the initials ACLU stand for?

๐Ÿค”

American Communist Lawyers Union.

Bible

What do the initials BIBLE stand for?

Bull In Book Lacking Evidence

Autobiography

My initials are K.M.C.

Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".

Which I am planning to do in this book Iโ€™m writing.

Iโ€™m writing an autobiography.

Rape

A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.

Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"

Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."

Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"

Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.

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  • Poop

    What do the initials POOP stand for?

    Polacks Order Our Poop. ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฉ

    CIA

    What do the initials CIA stand for?

    Central Intelligence of A**holes.

    Orphan

    Why do orphans love McDonald's?

    Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."

    Abortion

    A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.

    Acronym

    ๐Ÿช™ ๐Ÿช™ ๐Ÿช™ ๐Ÿช™ ๐Ÿช™ ๐Ÿช™ ๐Ÿช™ ๐Ÿช™ ๐Ÿช™ ๐Ÿช™ ๐Ÿช™ ๐Ÿ’ถ ๐Ÿ’ถ ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ’ถ ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜โœŒ๏ธโœŒ๏ธ ๐ŸŒญ ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ•ณ

    ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ What does the initials GOP stand for?

    ๐Ÿ‘ฌ Gay man On Penis.

    Information

    Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.

    This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."