Short jokes
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
I think I'm colorblind. News came out of purple.
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
Happy New Year! 🍆🍑🍆🍑
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.