Short jokes
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
Girls: π *Period* βοΈπ
Men: πΏ *Growth* πΏπΏπΏ
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
Why should you always wear rubber?
So you donβt leave DNA evidence.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.