Short jokes
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
I like unicorns.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
How do birds pay? With their bills!
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"
I said, "Are you going to punish me?"