Short jokes
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
I like dicks... sporting goods.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.