Short jokes
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
Just give me my money (clap clap clap).
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.