Short jokes

I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.

Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?

A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"

Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!

What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!

The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.

Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.

What do you call a dog in China?

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Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.

My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.

It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.

Your sister is your mother.

Your father is your brother.

You all shag one another.

The Inbred family.

I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.

Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?

Hän näki alastoman pojan.

Purple.