I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
Short Jokes
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Why can't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
I'm gay.
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
