FEMA Acronym

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What do the initials FEMA stand for?

Federal Erection Management Agency.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is for intellectuals. FEMA is the "Federal Emergency Management Agency," but the joke changes "Emergency" to "Erection". It's funny because erection! You are dismissed.

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it also means "Female Emergency Management Auction"

Fellatio Emergency management agency

Actually it's not funny, it's just lame. That said, around the time of Hurricane Katrina (2005) there were a few backronyms for FEMA including "federal emergency-making agency" and "federal employees missing again" much like Waco inspired FBI "federal bureau of incineration" and BATF "burn all the families". These were plentiful in the day.

Ordinary Mamba

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