Short jokes
Mpreg is hot af.
I love jacking off to mpreg.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
My brother when he sees a girl.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Depression :)
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"