Short jokes
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
Just give me my money (clap clap clap).
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.