Short jokes
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: β«He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!βͺ
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldnβt go to the party because of cancer.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."