What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
Short Jokes
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What's long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
Ballz!
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Jimmy: Your mom is gay.
Me: No, you.
Jimmy: I have no mom.
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
Uranus is a gassy planet.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
