Short jokes
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Erectile dysfunction.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
They are hairy.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.