Short jokes
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Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
I think I'm colorblind. News came out of purple.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.