Short jokes
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
My lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday.
But, I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch!"
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.