Short jokes
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.