Short jokes
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Purple.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.