Short jokes

Short jokes

Car

How many people can you fit in a car?

6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.

Disorder

I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)

School

When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.

Support

I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣

Physicist

1 "Knock knock."

2 "Who's there?"

1 "Interrupting physicist."

2 "Interrupting who?"

1 "Muon!!!"

Job

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

Robot

What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?

A trans-former.

Pirate

Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"

Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.

Toe

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."

Man

What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?

"Why not you stand up for yourself?"

Discount

Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

People

So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.