Short jokes
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?