My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and went right.
Short Jokes
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
