Short jokes
Official orgasm donor.
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
Depression :)
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
Husband: Can we try anal tonight? Wife: Fuck that shit! Husband: That's the spirit!
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
Mpreg is hot af.
I love jacking off to mpreg.
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."