Short jokes
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Cardi B has very long nails.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
I eat cockroaches.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"
Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not...
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
She really wanted a boner.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.