Short jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
They are hairy.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?
Doctor: Ten.
Man: Weeks? Months? Days?
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂