1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."
2019: The flying cars future.
Short Jokes
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
