Short jokes
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
"Like if u cry everytime."
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Sorry but, no one asked.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?
Doctor: Ten.
Man: Weeks? Months? Days?
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.