Short jokes
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
Midget
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
I eat cockroaches.
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.