Short jokes
Me :D
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?