We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Short Jokes
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Follow me if you know someone smart.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
My name is Giselle.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
