Short jokes
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.