Short jokes
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
I have an awesome sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.