Guess who I saw at school today?
Everyone I looked at. loooooooool
Short Jokes
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?
Poke me, mon.
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby?
I don't have a girlfriend.
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
When someone says, "Jesus," I say, "Bitch, where?"
You're so damn ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.
How many wives does Santa have?
Ho Ho Ho!
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
