Short jokes
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
Why did the boy put a chicken đ in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. đ
Why are they called sâmores?
Because you always want another one!
Whatâs the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker âshucks between fitsâ...
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face đ¤¤.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
I donât like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
I'm dead! đđđ
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
Why didnât the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
That camping trip was in-tents.
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesnât give in to pier pressure.
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.