Short jokes
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋