Short jokes
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
Josh: Tell me something funny.
Mark: My life.
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
I say "cow poop," cows say "moonure."
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
"Hee hee touch my pp."
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.