Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
Banana Friends
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying that friends are like bananas because if you do something really messed up to them, like metaphorically "peeling their skin off and eating them," they'll, like, totally disappear from your life. Get it? You wouldn't get it, Waffles^7, because you are as bright as a black hole.
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