What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
What would be a pets favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
Cuz it's a car-PET.
Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School
What kind of veggie is always getting it self into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What type of alphabet does an elf learn? The elf-abet
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home
The orphan where do I go
The teacher home
Orphan catch me on the streets then
Which company likes jesus the most? IHS markit!
WHY DO U CANT EAT CERAL
BECASUE YOUR DAD NEVER CAME BACK FROM GETTING THE MIK!!!
Bubba couldn't make rent so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead. I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing or was it the coffin they carried him of in?
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
I take all my anger out on orphan why Because they have no parents to run to
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who nose
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter
How do you try to shout at someone On the Bottom of the ground?
"Hey Sir! Are you dead?'
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up.
hey daddy *winky face
My dumb ass thinking i made a friend, oh ya i forgot literally nobody likes me!!!!
