Short jokes
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
Let's all agree Gwen's the best part of this website.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time," so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
— Steven Wright
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!