Short jokes
No scope, bitch!
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
Why did Billy kill himself with a TV remote?
He wasn't even REMOTELY close to being happy.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
Balls.
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
There are 5 cats on a boat, and 1 jumps off. How many are left?
Zero, they were copycats.
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
What does a girl want more than anything in the world?
Nothing. She's fine.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
Sex sex sex free sex tonight, I mean 666-3629.
What’s red, blonde, and wet?
Saskia in grain.
Ali-A
If you shit in a church, is it a holy shit?
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.