What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
Short Jokes
My brother can't wait for spring... he wet his plants!
Stop copying each other, fucking losers!
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
A single sentence walks into a bar.
What pants do you wear to church? Hole-y ones.
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
Josh: Tell me something funny.
Mark: My life.
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
