Crack Myself Up

  • A person laughs every day.

    "Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!"

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is egg-cellent because it hinges on a pun. "Crack myself up" sounds like "laugh hysterically," but also refers to literally cracking an egg. You're so dumb that you're probably chicken-brained.

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  • Well you sure cracked me up!

    Logical Marmoset

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