Crack Myself Up

A person laughs every day.

"Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is egg-cellent because it hinges on a pun. "Crack myself up" sounds like "laugh hysterically," but also refers to literally cracking an egg. You're so dumb that you're probably chicken-brained.

Comments (1)

Gwen

5 years ago

Well you sure cracked me up!