Foreplay jokes
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
Glory š³ equals šØ šØ šØ šØ šØ bonding.
When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting ā9!ā
That's the best I've done so far.
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