Foreplay jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?

At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.

Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"

Way down South: "You awake, mom?"

Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:

Starters - Foreplay

Main course - Reverse Cowgirl

Dessert - Blowy

Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far.

Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.

When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”

That's the best I've done so far.

I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".

If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".

If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".