Foreplay jokes
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!
Getting ready for gangbang.
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.