Short jokes
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.
Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?
She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.