Short jokes
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrot all.
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.