Short jokes
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
Let's all agree Gwen's the best part of this website.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?
She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.
Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.