Footage jokes

I was studying in Turin, and my professor told me I had to use PENS only.

I looked in my bag for pens, and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you, Penaldo!

Who says white people can't jump?

Have you seen the 911 footage?

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

Who said white people can't jump?

Look at the footage from 9/11.

The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast,

honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.

Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.

You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.

Call of Duty kill cam be like.

This is the best kill streak ever!

I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!