Footage jokes

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

Who says white people can't jump?

Have you seen the 911 footage?

The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast,

honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.

Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.

The creator's son tried that!

(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)

In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.

The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.

In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.

If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet.

No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.

Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)

You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

Who said white people can't jump?

Look at the footage from 9/11.

I was studying in Turin, and my professor told me I had to use PENS only.

I looked in my bag for pens, and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you, Penaldo!