Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
Jesus History
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead! The joke is that "Jesus will be history" can mean two things. First, it means Jesus will be a figure from the past. Second, it means this person is gonna smack Jesus so hard he becomes history... because he's behind them! Get it? Probably not, given your IQ.
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