Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Short Jokes
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
