Short jokes
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
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What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."