Short jokes
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
Me holding a new cat: Say hi to my little friend!
My friends: Hi to my little friend!
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
That camping trip was in-tents.
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3