Short jokes

Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.

Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱

When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"

What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?

When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.

What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?

Chunky Tomato Soup.

I'm fucking retarded.

Race car backwards is race car.

Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.

I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.

I get more care packages than Africa.

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

What did the wire say to the electrician?

"Stop twisting my nuts!"

My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse, but I beat her to it.

You have gaps in your teeth, looks like your tongue is in jail.

I was going to tell you a cow joke...

But it's pasture bed time.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home.

Dead baby jokes never get old...

That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.

What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...

Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?

So it could have sweet dreams.

What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.

Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.