As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.
Short Jokes
"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. ππ€ͺπ
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
Omnom.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still canβt defeat cancer!
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
Like if you think oily men are hot.