Short jokes
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
I used to be a banker...
But then I lost interest.
China wants their name on everything but the m.f. virus.
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
I wanted to get brain surgery.
I changed my mind.
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
My heart is like a plane.
It crashes every once in a while.
I went to a seafood shop.
I pulled a muscle.