Short jokes
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
There are 5 cats on a boat, and 1 jumps off. How many are left?
Zero, they were copycats.
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
What does a girl want more than anything in the world?
Nothing. She's fine.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
Sex sex sex free sex tonight, I mean 666-3629.
What’s red, blonde, and wet?
Saskia in grain.
Ali-A
If you shit in a church, is it a holy shit?
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
Which president has never gone to jail?
Lincoln because he's innocent in a cent, get it?
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.