Shield jokes

What do you call a candle in armor?

A knight light.

How do you blindfold a woman?

Put a windshield in front of them.

What do you call a baby on the battlefield?

Free shield!

What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.

I've patched 1,000 roofs, and they don't call you Boris the roof patcher. I've built 100,000 swords and shields, and they don't call you Boris the blacksmith, but you fuck one goat!

What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?

"Fortnite"

Knight HAHAHAHA!

Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.

What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"