What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light.
How do you blindfold a woman?
Put a windshield in front of them.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
I've patched 1,000 roofs and they don't call you Boris the roof patcher, I've built 100,000 sword and shields and they don't call you Boris the blacksmith but you fuck one goat.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
'Fortnite'
knight HAHAHAHA
Yo forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in strike force heroes
What did Charizard said to Arceus knife to meet you literally I got you out of Pokemon sword and shield
