Short jokes
1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.
Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
I don't have time to write this joke.
I didn’t do that.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
Make like your hairline and scram!
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.
20 likes by just cheese.
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
How was Jenga invented?
By watching the Twin Towers collapse.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.