Short jokes

Short Jokes

You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.

What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?

Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.

I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

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