Short jokes
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.
Depression is like having anxiety, but with more voices.
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
How do you circumsize a hillbilly?
Kick his mother in the jaw
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.
Kid asks, "What is dark humor?" Me *points*, "See that guy across the street..." Kid: "I can't... I'm blind." Me: "Exactly."