Short jokes
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.
An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
Depression is like having anxiety, but with more voices.
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
How do you circumsize a hillbilly?
Kick his mother in the jaw
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.
Kid asks, "What is dark humor?" Me *points*, "See that guy across the street..." Kid: "I can't... I'm blind." Me: "Exactly."
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.