Short jokes
Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
Why didn't Sally get home from work?
She got hit by a bus.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
Get noob.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
School is the best!
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
Roll In Peace.
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
"Bunny was so hopping to see you this week."
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
French jab is ban French's backwards.
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.