Short jokes
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What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Funni.
I love Bubba girls and yea.
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.
What idiot said to Stephen Hawking, "You can't run before you can walk"?
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.