Short jokes
What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital?
... A FLATLINE!
Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
Dark jokes are like water; some people just don't get it.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
Brojobs are like air. It's not important until you don't have any.
What’s the opposite of an exorcism?
It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
Your hairline's so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there.
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.
What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician?
A panhandler.
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.
Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside.