What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital?
... A FLATLINE!
Short Jokes
Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Dark jokes are like water; some people just don't get it.
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
What’s the opposite of an exorcism?
It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.
Brojobs are like air. It's not important until you don't have any.
Your hairline's so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician?
A panhandler.
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.
Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside.
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
