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Rape Fantasy Rejection

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I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.

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    • The humor comes from the unexpected twist. The setup implies a disturbing request, but the punchline reveals the speaker's happiness at the rejection, playing on the absurdity and cringe-worthiness of the initial request.

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    • Yeah hope you have fun getting put in jail rapist

    This is the best punchline ever

    i dont have a gf so i asked a random girl in my class

    Hope you all get raped in jail so you know a woman’s pain

    So if a woman flirts with a man, kisses him, invites him in her house because you she is lonely, lets him sleep in her bed and then jumps in naked with him, asks to be raped, we are all supposed to feel her pain?? And feel her pain when someone tells a joke about this thing she regrets doing? C'mon if rape were that serious you wouldn't wish others to be raped. And secondly you wouldn't lie about being raped, or even laugh about it

    It would be better if you said " i asked a random hot girl in bar to help me with my fantasy " rather than your girlfriend.

    Unfunny and cringe get a life pls

    I reckon most women would say yes

    Disgusting people wtf is wrong w you, deranged men

    If rape were serious women wouldnt lie about it, they'd report it and they wouldn't find it funny. So why you sad about people telling a harmless JOKE?

    Considering no one cares about those falsely accused, I find these jokes hilarious. Get over it as there's plenty of help - even for the lying shack of shits that ruin the lives of men.

    Bruh stfu moaning ur clearly on the wrong page u actual freak, go cry somewhere else

    Lmao, someone is in their feelings. Haha, go die somewhere. Moaning? That don't make no damn sense. GTFO here with your feelings. Nothing you can do about it. Bye little, bitch. 💀

    EXTREMELY based, all the assblasted comments only make it better lol

    justyouraverage16yearoldgirl

    So this is where all the pathetic incels who can't please women go

    can i rape you?

    My gosh I forgot about all the stupid comments I made on this site, I wasn’t even 16 at the time; I was 15. I was just lying about my age lol

    Giant Amberjack

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