Cotton field jokes
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.