Cotton field jokes
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.