Short jokes
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
A priest asks a convicted murderer on the electric chair, "Do you have any last request?"
"Yes," said the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?"
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
Uma Thurman's optometrist must have wide glasses sometimes.
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.