Short jokes
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
Taja?
Mÿ pp.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.