Short jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
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I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
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Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."