Short jokes
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.