Knock Knock! Who's their? It's Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
Patient: I'm starting to forget things Doctor: Since when have you had this condition? Patient: What condition?
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
me: do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
bank teller: [eyes wide] uhhhhh
me: *scratches head with gun* man, i hate it when this happens
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don't forget that they can hide but they cant run.
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said we will never forget 911. I thought i should hope not its your phone number.
What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s? You can hide your own Easter Egg’s!!
When you realize you forgot to mop ur room you hear footsteps 🥋
A man found a chest full of gold so he went to go tell his wife only to remember why he was digging
When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
Why are astronauts forgetful? They're always spacing out.
My dad went for the milk but he left his wheelchair
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke but I forgot it
I was at school when i remembered i forgot my necklace then i screamed out, "SHIT I FORGOT GRANDPA."
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers. Um. Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
Why did the chicken cross the road
He forgot his eggs
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life who would it be? Me: Me Friend: *does nothing* (x_x) I forgot that I don't have friends
