Short jokes
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Anal intercourse is for assholes.
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Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.