My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bed time."
What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war? Morgan.
What is the difference between the titanic and the twin towers? They both went down.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
scientist discovered water on mars, mars 1, africa 0
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby In a clown suit
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes??
Cuz he's the Father!!!
What is an army members top drink?
WARter
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first? Watching their expression change.
An orphan girl’s boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
“If her parents didn’t want her, why should I?” 😂😂😂
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves. Motherfuckrr that's a suicide watch
hears a clean joke my horse got mudy so i gave him a bubble bath know hears a dirty joke bubles is the horse next door
You heard of spider man no way home. Now get ready for. Orphan: no way home.
Sex is like show and tell, you show your pussy and dick and then you tell each other how you feel
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own fkn mask mandate.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
Today I ate out my girlfriend.......Jefrrey Dahmer style
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with HEHE!
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH
