Short jokes
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat, but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
How did the digital clock show off to its mother?
Look, Ma, no hands!
Communism is actually kinda tight.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.