Short jokes
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."