Short jokes
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
A priest asks a convicted murderer on the electric chair, "Do you have any last request?"
"Yes," said the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?"
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
Uma Thurman's optometrist must have wide glasses sometimes.