Short jokes
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
How did the digital clock show off to its mother?
Look, Ma, no hands!
Communism is actually kinda tight.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
(6x9)+6+9=69
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?
I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"