Short jokes
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.