Short jokes

Short Jokes

Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.

I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.

Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."

God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"

Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.

How did you get Sally into a blender?

- Without much resistance.

How do you get Sally out of a blender?

- Tortilla chips.

My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.