Short jokes
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.