Caretaker

Caretaker Jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣

Orphanage

People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.

Orphan

Girl: "Come over."

Orphan: "I can't."

Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"

Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."

Orphanage

I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?

I love working at an orphanage.

Orphan

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.

Orphanage

I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.

I love working in an orphanage.

Orphan

God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.

Orphan

I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.

(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)

Orphan

I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.

I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"

And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"

And I said: "Your parents."

Orphanage

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.

Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

Orphanage

I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.

Orphan

Why do orphans go to church?

So at least they will have someone to call father.

Orphanage

There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.