Caretaker jokes
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 馃ぃ
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?
I love working at an orphanage.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
Welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make 'em, we take 'em!
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don鈥檛 have to call and tell their parents.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.