Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?
I love working at an orphanage.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
i saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and i said " are you OK? where are you parents" and he started crying even more. I love working in an orphanage
Welcome to Dave's orphanage, You Make em We Take em
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
I went to jail because i gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days
(i deleted mother's day and father's day)
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
I saw a little boy sitting ona curb wearing rags. i said: "aww are you an Orphan?" And he responded with "Yea. What gave me away?" And i said: "Your parents."
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Why do orphans go to church? So atleast they will have some one to call father.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
What's orphans favorite game house keeping
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
