Caretaker jokes
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
so true
I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?
I love working at an orphanage.
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
Welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make 'em, we take 'em!
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."