Caretaker jokes
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
so true
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?
I love working at an orphanage.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."
Welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make 'em, we take 'em!
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.