Short jokes

Short jokes

If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.

When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."

Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?

He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.

Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".

My friends: "I dare you to go home."

If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!

Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?

Because homing missiles don't work on them.

Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?

Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.