Short jokes
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.