Walter White Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Danger

I am the danger.

Name

Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."

Mexico

Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.

Memes

Porn

Anime memes replaced by breaking bad

The image shows four similar pictures of Walter White, labeled 'Me', 'My sister', 'My Mother', and 'My Dad' respectively, at the top. A fifth picture is shown below with the label 'My stepsister'. The text above the pictures says: '*When my sister catches me watching porn*'.

Walter White memes

Walter

Walter White.

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....

Cocaine

What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?

Cocaine.

White people

"White people can't jump"...

"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."

Crack

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

Johnny Depp

Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?

Because he was about to kick the cabinet.

Memes

Croc

Two Crocs featuring images of the characters Walter White and Jesse Pinkman from the television series "Breaking Bad." The text above the shoes reads "SORRY BABE." The text below reads "THE BREAKING BAD CROCS STAY ON DURING SEX."

Restraint

A screenshot of a dark mode text post displays an explicit fanfiction excerpt. A picture of Walter White from Breaking Bad, wearing his Heisenberg hat and glasses, with a beard, is superimposed over the text. Red circles highlight Walter White's face, the words 'Say my name,' and 'name.' The text describes a highly suggestive scene where a character is 'trembling from restraint' and eventually pleads, 'Please. I need you. Say my name.' The final sentence reads: 'He's falling apart. He's breaking. You're making him burn, and he loves every second of it.'

Croc

Shitpost-master general

A pair of black Crocs with images of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman from the TV show Breaking Bad on them. The text "Sorry babe, the Breaking Bad Crocs stay on during sex" is superimposed on the image.

Friend

The image shows Walter White looking serious and a bit concerned. Above him, the text reads: "me after realizing i've accidentally used friend group 3 humor with friend group 1".

Message

NO MY LONG DRAWN OUT MESSAGE

A low-resolution 3D model of a bald man with a mustache and glasses is displayed. The man appears to be Walter White, and the background is a blurry, nondescript texture. He has a slightly distorted, stretched appearance. The man's facial expression is neutral.

Face

A globe with the face of Walter White superimposed on the area of South America. The text above reads "JESSE I HAVE", and the text below reads "BECOME SOUTH AMERICA".

Cyberpunk

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet talks about "Cp", an abbreviation for child p***ography. The second tweet shows Walter White in a car yelling, "HANK, DON'T ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK!"

Age

A black and white image of Walter White from the TV show Breaking Bad. The text reads: "take your age. That's your age."

Bitcoin

A meme featuring Walter White with the quote "Given the choice between a table with 100 million dollars or a table with 2 million bitcoins, I'm taking the table. Read that with your eyes closed."

Drip

Breaking drip

A grey hoodie and a white t-shirt are displayed. The hoodie has an illustration of Walter White from Breaking Bad cooking meth with the text 'Let's Cook'. Below the images are red arrows with the text 'LINK IN DESCRIPTION!'

Walter White memes

Community

That one time when explain bear calls walter white, elon musk, and the unabomber sigmas