Walter White Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Danger

Walter White · 3 years ago

I am the danger.

Name

NickHer · 3 years ago

Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."

Mexico

𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖 · 2 years ago

Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.

Porn

Walter White · 3 years ago

Anime memes replaced by breaking bad

The image shows four similar pictures of Walter White, labeled 'Me', 'My sister', 'My Mother', and 'My Dad' respectively, at the top. A fifth picture is shown below with the label 'My stepsister'. The text above the pictures says: '*When my sister catches me watching porn*'.

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Walter

Walter White · 3 years ago

Walter White.

Donald Trump

safeway · 2 years ago

Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....

White people

Ttowers11 · 5 years ago

"White people can't jump"...

"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."

Cocaine

Anonymous · 3 years ago

What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?

Cocaine.

Crack

Chris Rock · 3 years ago

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

Johnny Depp

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?

Because he was about to kick the cabinet.

Croc

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Two Crocs featuring images of the characters Walter White and Jesse Pinkman from the television series "Breaking Bad." The text above the shoes reads "SORRY BABE." The text below reads "THE BREAKING BAD CROCS STAY ON DURING SEX."

Tree

what’s dudeese · 24 days ago

A meme in two parts. The top part features Walter White and Jesse Pinkman walking in a hallway with text saying "I Sure Hope We Dont See That Tree With The Thick Ass". The bottom part features a tree trunk with a shape resembling human buttocks, with text saying "Hey Walter And Jesse" accompanied by a kissing emoji. Small reaction icons of Walter and Jesse looking shocked are on the right side.

Restraint

Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A screenshot of a dark mode text post displays an explicit fanfiction excerpt. A picture of Walter White from Breaking Bad, wearing his Heisenberg hat and glasses, with a beard, is superimposed over the text. Red circles highlight Walter White's face, the words 'Say my name,' and 'name.' The text describes a highly suggestive scene where a character is 'trembling from restraint' and eventually pleads, 'Please. I need you. Say my name.' The final sentence reads: 'He's falling apart. He's breaking. You're making him burn, and he loves every second of it.'

Croc

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A pair of black Crocs with images of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman from the TV show Breaking Bad on them. The text "Sorry babe, the Breaking Bad Crocs stay on during sex" is superimposed on the image.

Friend

Chexers · 2 years ago

The image shows Walter White looking serious and a bit concerned. Above him, the text reads: "me after realizing i've accidentally used friend group 3 humor with friend group 1".

Message

The Unknown King of Moderation · 3 years ago

NO MY LONG DRAWN OUT MESSAGE

A low-resolution 3D model of a bald man with a mustache and glasses is displayed. The man appears to be Walter White, and the background is a blurry, nondescript texture. He has a slightly distorted, stretched appearance. The man's facial expression is neutral.

Face

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A globe with the face of Walter White superimposed on the area of South America. The text above reads "JESSE I HAVE", and the text below reads "BECOME SOUTH AMERICA".

Cyberpunk

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet talks about "Cp", an abbreviation for child p***ography. The second tweet shows Walter White in a car yelling, "HANK, DON'T ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK!"

Age

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black and white image of Walter White from the TV show Breaking Bad. The text reads: "take your age. That's your age."

Bitcoin

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme featuring Walter White with the quote "Given the choice between a table with 100 million dollars or a table with 2 million bitcoins, I'm taking the table. Read that with your eyes closed."

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Community talk

Cosmo idk

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