Short jokes
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Shut your transparent hairline up.
My mum said take out the trash, so I took my sister.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
ASH
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.