Short jokes
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Lenard is a joke.
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
Orphan, sorry.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Champagne
Show yourself.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.