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Taking Out the Sister

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skye
3 years ago
  • My mum said take out the trash, so I took my sister.

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    Listen up, genius. Your mom told you to take *out* the trash, right? So, instead of doing the chore, you took your *sister* out, like on a date or something. Get it? You're avoiding work by being a smartass. Your brain is the size of a peanut, I swear.

    Categories

    • Trash
    • Mum
    • Sister
    • Family
    • Household
    • Bin

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