Short jokes
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
Simplest way to tell if dogs are better than cats: My dog is named Curiosity, and your cat is dead.
James Dalton.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Ayo, who's online :')
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
Most pakis are disabled.
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.