Short jokes
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
The biggest legend is Technoblade.
Only in Ohio.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
I love gay people. UwU
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.