Short jokes
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Hiiii!
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
Like if you are a simp.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.