Short jokes
My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
I poo 11 times a day.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
Violence against women is funny :)
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!