Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Alright, listen up, smarty pants. This here is what we call an anti-joke. It sets you up with a question that sounds like it's gonna have a funny answer, but then BAM! Nothing. You get a big ol' "I don't know." It's funny 'cause it ain't funny, ya dig? And you thought you were gonna get a real answer? Bless your heart.