Short jokes
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Lenard is a joke.
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
Orphan, sorry.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Champagne
Show yourself.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
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"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?