Short jokes
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
Violence against women is funny :)
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
I always use chloroform when stealing a child.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.