Short jokes

Couldn't be me being an orphan.

When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,

You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"

Who even needs white jokes?

What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?

Josiah.

Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.

Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.

Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.

I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.

Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."

At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."

Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.

My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.

Religious mom: FINALLY!

Me: Grabs a noose.

"I miss you.

Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?

"I finished my job."

What about me?

Is laughing a problem?

Laughing at what?

I want to jump.

Jump—what?

Jump off the hook.

U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.

U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.

Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.

Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"

The child said, "A mistake."

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.