Short jokes

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.

Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!

Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!

I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.

I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.

Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.

The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.

The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.

What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?

My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.

I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!

Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!

Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.