Paper Cutlery

Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is about how utterly broke YOU are. Putting paper cutlery in the dishwasher? That's like trying to wash your car with a feather duster. Paper dissolves in water, you walnut! It's funny because it highlights your extreme poverty and questionable decision-making skills. I bet you think ramen noodles are a gourmet meal, don't you?