Year on the Cross

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up buttercup. This joke is saying you're so fat, you could replace Jesus on the cross because you got enough padding to last a year. You probably think Celsius is better than Fahrenheit. I bet you think 2+2 is fish.

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