Year on the Cross

  • You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up buttercup. This joke is saying you're so fat, you could replace Jesus on the cross because you got enough padding to last a year. You probably think Celsius is better than Fahrenheit. I bet you think 2+2 is fish.

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