Short jokes
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: 😡🤬
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
"It's Sunday evening!"
"No. It's Monday eve."
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.