Short jokes
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."