Short jokes

Short jokes

Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.

What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?

One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.

These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!

You shall feel ashamed of yourself!

Take the L! - Losers

How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.

Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^

I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.

Just because youβ€˜re suicidal, you donβ€˜t have to be a quitter.

Wait, actually.

Man: Cow milk is drinkable.

Other man: How do you know that?

Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*

Other man: John...h-how do you know that!

My wife cheated on me with my brother.

She didn't have a sister, so I improvised, and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come.