I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
Vegan Options
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, chucklenut. So, this dude throws a party and makes sure to have some vegan grub for his hippy friends. But here's the kicker: if they don't like it, they can just scram! It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda rude. And you probably have friends like that.