Short jokes
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Me: Can I have your chair? ๐บ You: Why? Me: For charity.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
What do you say to someone being cremated? You urned it!
I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath... when all of a sudden... I felt a tap on my shoulder.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
I was with my friend atom the other day. Heโs pretty tall . . . Compared to you.
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You canโt beat me, Iโm a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
You smell!
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"