Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny 'cause it's a pun. "Nailed" has two meanings: it's what happened to Jesus on the cross, and it also means someone got called out or caught doing something wrong. Jesus can't make fun of gay people 'cause he himself got "nailed" or crucified. Get it now, genius?