Short jokes
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
Suicide is just self-defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!