Short jokes

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.

I can also tell if they are standing.

Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?

I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."

Racism.

Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.

POV: I made a blind joke.

"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"

I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.

My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.

I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.

I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.

What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?

Batter up!

What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

Keep yourself safe!

Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"

What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?

"Dine and dash."

What do you call a group of gay gamers?

Rainbow Six.

When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.

When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;

My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.

Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.

She lets him play anyway and I don't.

When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;