Short jokes
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
Bruh, don't be punny.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”