Short jokes
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.
If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.
If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.