Short jokes
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
heehee
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Imagine the only way you can get laid is if you force it. 😂 Loser!
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Kms.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."